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How do you tie your shoe laces?
a birthday card with the words, i bet you thought you'd never become a grumpy old man but here you are killing it
a woman jumping up into the air with her arms in the air and texting, i bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday it tasted wonderful
I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.
the words you are not old until your eyes go on black and white background with text
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a quote that says i'm at that age where my mind still thinks im 29,
55 Best Funny Graduation Quotes to Celebrate the Milestone With Humor
the words are written in black and white on a piece of paper that says, mein korper dentt such, rich ver verappel hn
Mein Körper denkt auch ich veräppel ihn. Das ganze Jahr: Kein Obst. Im Winter: 30 Mandarinen am Tag. - VISUAL STATEMENTS®
a comic strip with an image of a person wearing a santa hat and holding a sign
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a minion is standing in front of a sign that says let it snow, let it snow, let it snow somewhere else
Top 370+ Funny Quotes With Pictures & Sayings
a sign that says, i'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age
santa claus is teaching his students how to read the chalkboard and write on it
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