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a chicken crossed the road and met james bond, the chicken said what's your name?
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the problem with stealing quotes of the internet is you never know if they are genuine
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a quote from coffee and jelly beans that says the adult version of head shoulders, knees and toes is walter glasses keys and phone
an orange background with the words instead of john i call my bathroom jam it sounds better when i say i went to the jm first thing in the morning
a sign that says i got so drunk last night i walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest
an old quote with the words i am swift as a gazelle an old one with athritis run over by a land rover seven days ago
the words i do all my own stunts, but never internationally
an image with the quote why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
a yellow background with the words, why must i prove that i am me to pay my bills over the phone?
I've actually said this before 😂
a sign that says 20 years ago we had johnny cash, bob hope and steve jobs
20 years
albert einstein quote about problems with the game and thinking we used when we created them
Healing takes new thinking
the words are written in blue ink on a white background with an oval border around it