Dark Roast, Darker Humor 🖤 A goth girl worked the café counter, deadpan as ever. Steam curled around her as she poured espresso, her dark lipstick and leather jeans making her look more like she belonged in a vampire coven than a coffee shop. "One caramel macchiato, extra sweet," a customer chirped. She slid the cup over, eyes blank. "Enjoy your melted sugar with a hint of coffee." The guy blinked. "Uh… thanks?" Another customer hesitated. "Um… do you smile?" She sipped her black coffe...
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