Funny Cross Stitch

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The…

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

This pattern is fan-fucking-tastic! Note: Contains swearing, obviously! A modern cross stitch pattern, perfect for beginners or seasoned stitchers! This cross stitch pattern is designed to be used with a 4” (10cm) embroidery hoop and 14 count aida fabric. I prefer to use Trebla brand embroidery thread, and have included the colour code for Trebla in the pattern. Of course, you can use other brands of thread as you prefer, and I hope the colour description in the pattern helps you pick the…

Starter Cross Stitch Kit For Beginners.I don't like morning people. Or mornings, or people.Cross Stitch Starter Kit for Beginners includes everything you need to begin your cross stitching journey. It could be a great Holiday Gift; it comes in a stylish cardboard box. (As shown on the picture)Included in starter kit:1 - 7” bamboo embroidery hoop1 – Set of “How To” instructions with illustrations.1 – 14 count Aida canvas for project1 – Counted Cross Stitch Colored Pattern 1 – Set of Colored…

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 115 x 112 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 8.21 x 8.00 inches or 20.86 x 20.32 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 7.19 x 7.00 inches or 18.26 x 17.78 cm DMC Colors: 8 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern…

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Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …