Mom jokes

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

This woman had no patience for an entitled mom who refused to move from her seat on a plane.

Mother's Day is nearly here, which means breakfast in bed, chocolates, flowers, and...relatable memes! Because let's face it, being a mom has its fair share of ups and downs, throwing up all kinds of weird and wonderful scenarios that all proud mommas can relate to.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

I was out walking with my 5-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. I took the thing away from her and asked her not to do that. “Why?” she asked. “Because it’s been on the ground, and...

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

Dads don't have a monopoly on jokes with their funny dad jokes. In fact, moms can make great jokes as well! Check out the top 28 funny mom jokes.

Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher... #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #funny

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor