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Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Atheist Jokes, Religious Jokes, Church Jokes, Kueez Celebrity, Kueez Amazing, Morning Jokes, Christian Good Morning Quotes, Bible Jokes, Door Stand

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! School Quotes Funny In English, Memes Jokes Funny, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Jokes English Funny, School Jokes In English, Pomes Funny, Best Memes Ever In English Funny, Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh, Funny Funny Jokes

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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