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Drama Free
Do NOT try these things if you’re trying to have a normal, drama-free vacation. Seriously. You’ve been warned. 🍷🍝🌊 First of all, don’t even think about ordering the fresh calamari fritti by the sea - because once you taste them, you’ll never be satisfied with food again. Also, avoid the homemade pasta from the hotel’s nonna at all costs. She’ll insist you’re too thin and pile your plate higher than your expectations. You might cry. Whatever you do, skip the local wine with that…
